{"id":22,"date":"2007-11-20T08:52:33","date_gmt":"2007-11-20T14:52:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.culinarycowboy.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/20\/clueless-in-san-antonio\/"},"modified":"2007-11-20T08:52:33","modified_gmt":"2007-11-20T14:52:33","slug":"clueless-in-san-antonio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.culinarycowboy.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/20\/clueless-in-san-antonio\/","title":{"rendered":"Clueless in San Antonio"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been working on a big documentary project.\u00c2\u00a0 It has been an all-consuming affair.<\/p>\n<p>Last night, when I finally decided that 11 hours was enough, I stopped by the store on the way &#8220;home&#8221; (I am staying with a friend).\u00c2\u00a0 I wanted to pick up some chunks of pork.<\/p>\n<p>My nearby HEB supermarke&#8217;s butcher has begun an interesting bit of marketing.\u00c2\u00a0 They take all the chunks left over after trimming and package them up.\u00c2\u00a0 They usually go for $1.69 a pound or something like that.\u00c2\u00a0 You can grill them or stew them or whatever.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted brown and roast some.\u00c2\u00a0 I was up for some crusty, juicy meat.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 There was none.<\/p>\n<p>I was tired and got a bit grouchy when my mission failed.\u00c2\u00a0 So, I guess I was noticing little things more than usual.\u00c2\u00a0 I had no cart.\u00c2\u00a0 Two clueless and\/or totally inconsiderate people had their carts up together and were chatting away, all but completely blocking the way.\u00c2\u00a0 Another women with a cart filled the void.\u00c2\u00a0 I pulled short and waited for her to pass.\u00c2\u00a0 She stopped.\u00c2\u00a0 She asked an employee where the bathrooms were, got her <a href='http:\/\/092.me'>answer<\/a> and was off like a shot to the bathroom, leaving her cart behind.\u00c2\u00a0 The employee and I looked at each other in disbelief and cleared the cart out of the way.<\/p>\n<p>Damn, I was thinking.\u00c2\u00a0 This place seems crowded tonight.\u00c2\u00a0 I continued to bump and spin and reach around people pushing in front of me or blocking the way. \u00c2\u00a0 I was weary of it all.<\/p>\n<p>Why, I asked myself, are there so damn many people here?<\/p>\n<p>I kid you not, it took awhile to sink in.<\/p>\n<p>Ya think it had something to do with Thanksgiving?\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;d completely forgotten it was upon us, despite the inordinate amount of turkeys on display.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been working on a big documentary project.\u00c2\u00a0 It has been an all-consuming affair. Last night, when I finally decided that 11 hours was enough, I stopped by the store on the way &#8220;home&#8221; (I am staying with a friend).\u00c2\u00a0 I wanted to pick up some chunks of pork. My nearby HEB supermarke&#8217;s butcher has [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[36,56,24],"tags":[136,131,60,138],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8alb-m","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.culinarycowboy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.culinarycowboy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.culinarycowboy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.culinarycowboy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.culinarycowboy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.culinarycowboy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.culinarycowboy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.culinarycowboy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.culinarycowboy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}